Gather ye monsters,
ye wily web wobsters.
Drop your iPhoneries,
throw on clean clotheries.
Come join the tribe,
revel, rock and imbibe.
Where Chopin wrote etudes,
we'll be fueling bright moods.
Swing on by and share a hehe,
or go radioactive like Madame Curie.
Strap some soles to your blistery feets,
dance and debauch to some warsawy beats.
We're rockin' the flux like Marty McFly,
save your future-self regret and stop on by.